So you park all the way in the back of a lot, where there are tons of empty spaces, and when you come back some fuckwit parked right next to you. Much like in the urinal meme.

Sometimes it’s other BMWs, so my guess is that that they rather park next to someone they think takes care of their vehicle and will do anything to prevent door dings.

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Unfortunately, most of the time, it’s some Minivan or SUV/CUV without sliding doors, that is packed to the gills with child seats. The horror! So to me the Opel Zafira and similar are the worst cars to find parked next to you. What’s yours?