are you this one:

endless badge creativity. chrome. it is being sold for $14900 by its fifth owner. the plate reads some variation of ‘CLS’ and ‘AMG’. it is late for its inspection II. the tyres don’t match.

or this other one:

it is beige. the interior is also beige. it has been been driven 40k by its orginal owner. the owner is 78. it has never been driven at night.

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THese findings are presented after extensive research. there is no third category.