If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Whisky = consumed. Chair = built.

I may not be good at much, but I can assemble things well (and surprisingly quickly) when drunk. I did it by myself so that he could take a relaxing bath.

And if you were wondering, yes. Furniture is an appropriate gift for a tenth anniversary. Parts of it are aluminum. Probably.

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