Yesterday, the White House, along with Chrysler, announced that the new Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat would come equipped with a terrorist-stopping 707 horsepower sledgehammer of an engine.

That was too much for one White House intern. Overcome by the shear thought of America producing a 700 horsepower vehicle she fainted.

The Hellcat is an official intern dropper.

America, don't lock your knees.