Whoever is in charge of those needs to get one to this kid right now. Hell, get him a Platinum Card, just get it to him stat. For that matter get his mom a Gold Card too.

Maybe I’m nuts.

How did I end up with a hulking, camouflage-painted, off-road vehicle — the words “Zombie Hunter” emblazoned on its side — sitting in my driveway, a glaring example of bad parental judgment?

Read the article, it’s worth your while.