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A brief list of facts and figures for you on your friend here Raphmoe about who I am and what I love. The picture is of everything great. Cars, motors, trucks, jeremy clarkson, wetness, water, tires, headlights, manual transmissions, and lust. Here are the top 1o things you need to know about Raphmoe, I am a:

  1. Blogger
  2. Journalist
  3. Jalop
  4. Friend of Oppositelock
  5. Man
  6. Myth
  7. Legend
  8. Jackhammer
  9. Lover
  10. Going on Christmas Vacation

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