The old Ford F-150 or a Bimmer?

I drove past the two cars who were parked on the shoulder. The F-150 had its bumper bent in, while the Bimmer...

...well. Entire rear end was caved in. This is why I prefer the older cars when I’m driving around the newer cars...the other guy takes more damage than I do. Less likely to see a total write-off by insurance.

Yes. In that regard, I’m an asshole.