I lost my keys or at least I thought I did.

I got a ride with my brother-in-law (who rented a Nissan Titan for a casual trip to Nashville for the weekend) from work to pick up my wife for dinner downtown, leaving my car at the office overnight. This morning I went to grab my keys and realized that I did not have them, anywhere! Searched the rental, my wife’s car, yesterday’s clothing, nothing!! Figured I dropped them somewhere, I’ll grab the spare and call the places we went last night as they open.

However doubt was creeping in to my mind that I ever had my keys at all yesterday. It’s a bulky switchblade thing and I can really feel them weighing down my pocket normally - I don’t remember having that sensation. I brought breakfast to work yesterday and my hands were full when I got out of the car. Surely to god I didn’t just leave the keys in the ignition and walk away - let me take that thought all the way through. 7 am 8/9 I got out of my car and went to my office, brought my lunch and breakfast so I never went to the car again, hopped in the truck at 5, went downtown, home, came back this morning around 6:30 am to find...my damn keys in the ignition of my car!!!

Whoops.