You have a Viper. You have a really awesome car that turns heads. You don’t need to change anything. You ESPECIALLY don’t need to do THIS.

I kind of hope it turns up for sale sometime for ~$5,000. I’d gladly buy it, rip off all the bondo bodywork, spray the bare areas with rust neutralizer, and use it for SCCA Rallycross. But it’ll probably be listed at something ridiculous like $30k, if it ever does hit the market.