So I needed to hit the grocery (HEB for the Texans among us) and when I got there I parked at the back of the lot, without a single car anywhere near me. Like in this crude drawing <—.
When I came back out after an hour I find myself surrounded by giant trucks.
But what really gets me is that there were still a ton of spots closer to the doors and we were in a little island of cars in the middle of an empty lot.
And yes, I was in the middle of my spot and they were all infringing on my parking spot in some way...