It gets great gas mileage.
You can pick up a reliable used one for $5k
It uses the same type of technology as a LaFerrari, P1, or 918.
All the smug Prius owners are smug Volt/Leaf/Tesla owners now.
It has tons of cargo space.
It has a digital dash!
You have a cool screen that shows what the hybrid system is doing.
The electric motor gives it good off-the-line torque.
You can comfortably fit 5 people in one.
It just needs stickier tires and lowering springs to handle quite well.
The shifter comes out of the dash!
With all these reasons to actually like the Prius, why do so many people still dislike them?