Why do you park like an asshole?

My place of study has three parking levels, and each has a holier than thou parking space:

These are normally occupied already by about 6:30AM by the gym bros or first hour teachers.


The rest of the spaces are, at best, inadequate. Couple that with a ridiculous amount of teenagers that don’t give a flying fuck about respecting other’s property and you’ve got yourself a paint horror story 

Meaning that unless I want my car filled with scratches and dings and other surface imperfections, I need to park like an asshole.

I would never take two spaces, that’d be just rude, but I always park by a column or the last space and center the car as if I knew nothing about parking.

This way the car to my right can open its door without issue, and the car to my left too:

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