Jesus Christ, this escalated quickly. I don’t even feel like making my usual jokes about this.

He’s still sitting in a Mercedes, though.

I hope the next Tavarish video will give us a better name to work with.

Where’s Jabbar Singh when you need him?

EDIT: He’s the real Tavar Status, evidently. Is there anything Tavarish can’t do?

EDIT 2: It just goes downhill from there.