There is a package thief or three in my neighborhood, and lots of items have gone missing, not just from my house but from many in my area. I have a package coming in that I don’t want to have delivered that was shipped via FedEx SmartPost. When I go to FedEx’s website I’m told that I can’t place it for hold because it was shipped SmartPost. When I go to the USPS site I’m told that I can’t place it for hold at the post office because it’s a SmartPost package. WTF? How in the fuck to I get someone to NOT deliver my package? I get off work at 2:00pm and will happily pick it up elsewhere because I am tired of giving my shit to thieves. Why is this request seemingly impossible? I thought people would be happy not to do their job...