Because for $4900 you can roll like me. Except you can’t, because my car’s been in the shop for the last week.

The body shop that is. That asshole’s insurance got to fork over several grand, but my car should be as good as new. We’re getting the lower front valance replaced while we’re at it.

Y’all were getting lined up to make VAG reliability jokes, weren’t you? Sorry, 130k miles and it hasn’t missed a beat.