On this ugly new Mulsanne convertible when one of these costs 1/40th as much (holy f**k) and actually retains some semblance of grace and style and class which the new one, with its ‚ÄúChrysler 300 with a fake Bentley grill‚ÄĚ front end lacks entirely?

The above pictured car is basically my perfect modern car, if you’re wondering.