Hallo. Zis vill be brief and efficient. Just like ownership periods of German cars!
Your subculture: German Car people.
Your Background: Look at you. Successful and dynamic. A real go getter. Time for you to get a car that shows the world that you are different than everyone else....something that is as well designed, well built and precise as you.
The Car(s): Look at these letters and numbers:
E30, W18, F15, G11, Z3, TTRS, RS 6, S3 8L, S2 B4, K31, A10
Can you tell which are cars? If so, go away and do something better with your life.
What’s new that sucks: Look! The badge lights up! *cums in pants*
What has always sucked:
German manufacturers....have a bit of a checkered past morally lets say. From their uh...origins in the mid 20th century (no need to look into that!) to more recent affairs involving emissions.
Let’s just say that if in 2014 VW can’t see what’s wrong with locking 10 monkeys in a chamber and running a tube from an exhaust pipe to the chamber.... then perhaps some more work needs to be done there.
HEAR IT FROM GERMAN CAR OWNERS!