Will that work? Is that even supposed to work the way I want it to? Are MS Office files compatible with LibreOffice? And if a magnitude 8.8 quake does shake up Metro Manila, will I be able to finally go deep enough to find the one thing I have been seeking for so long—the reason why Ferrari spins? Or will I only find my own seat in Hell because I’m a bad liar to my own family?

Find out next week—or now, if you give me the answer.