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With All Due Respect to E90M3

Fuck yellow jackets. (Buffer image... dad flab and sting after jump) I was going to wash my filthy car but a bunch of asshole yellow jackets decided to claim my driveway and one somehow managed to fly up my shirt. Now I have a huge itchy welt and my car is still dirty.

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