I was rummaging through eBay ads looking for more crap I don’t need to decorate my basement, and I found this! Look at how terrible that bra is. It’s like a bridge that arches across the headlamps and fenders. They even had to give it speed holes because it’s completely vertical and unsupported!
Not only that, the fit is atrocious. Look at the gaps between the headlamps and the holes for them. And imagine taking off your front license plate and sliding it into that little plastic carrying bag, like a fanny pack for license plates.
This was so strikingly awful that I had to share it. That driver probably can’t even see over the front of it! He has to peer through the holes! If anyone knows of a worse bra, I’d love to see it. But I think this is the worst of all time, by a mile.