Here goes:

Acura - NSX

Alfa Romeo - 4c (also shit: GTV6, old Giulia, Spider, Alfasud, pretty much all of them)

Aston Martin - Vanquish

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Audi - RS6 Avant (also: them shit old Quattro rally car thingies)

BMW - M1 (or 1M, whatever)

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Buick - Insignia or whatever they call it. Vectra?

Cadillac - CTS-Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Chervolet - C7 Dumbray (PT Cruiser <3<3<3<3<3)

Citroen - CV2 (chicken coop on wheels amirite?)

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Dodge -whateva them bad guys in Bullit were driving, Challenger?

Ferrari - F60 ‘murica because murica suxxxxxx

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Fiat - Koup

Ford - GT (ahahahahaha, old men reliving le mans, pffffffffffffft)

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Honda - have I mentioned the NSuX?

Jag-wah (Tata?) - Dong-Type

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Jeep - Raptor

Lamborgeeni - Cunt-stache

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Land Rover - Defendant

Mazda - MX-6 Miata (also: RX-3, ,7, 8, Millennia)

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Mercedes - they all rock, there is no bad one, fuck off

Mitsubishi - can’t say the name because it’s a sin (and it advertised smoking!!!111)

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Nissan - Kangoo

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Opel - Omega

Peugeot - 405 pikey’s prick

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Porsche - New Beetle

Renault - 2cv

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Rover - Lunar

Saab - 9 something (the 2 stroke)

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Seat - Ibithhhha Cooper

Skoda - Phaeton

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Subaru - Commodore

Toyota - Superb

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Schwindelwagen Nardó ME420 BlazeIt

Lolvo - whatever the fuck that is