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Illustration for article titled Would you like to lower your credit card interest rate?

phone guy: good day how are you?

me: aw man, i gut this weird cough but other than that i’m ok

phone guy: uh..... well uh how much debit do you have

me: cough cough, whats that

phone guy: you coughin like a fucking pig, how much debt man before you die

me: well uh if i lower my interest rate, how many rolls of toilet paper can I buy?




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