you bet your sweet computerized ass I do -OPPOsarus presses 1-
phone guy: good day how are you?
me: aw man, i gut this weird cough but other than that i’m ok
phone guy: uh..... well uh how much debit do you have
me: cough cough, whats that
phone guy: you coughin like a fucking pig, how much debt man before you die
me: well uh if i lower my interest rate, how many rolls of toilet paper can I buy?