What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?
Illustration for article titled Wouldnt Referring to Yourself as Your Most Humble Servant or Whatever Be the Least Humble Thing to Say?

I know if I were in a humble contest I would take second place because I could never accept first place. I just dont think Id deserve it! There are so many people far more humble than me. In fact, winning would be humiliating! Earning second would be a truly humbling experience. This has been a random thought from your Nearly-Most Humble Wobbles. Tip your server, but it won’t help the connection.

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Another thing...Boaterbike. Don’t ask what it is, just say it once. “Boaterbike.”

Boat -

Er -

Bike.

Boaterbike.

You only needed to say it once! But since you are so interested, how many would you like? Don’t answer that! You can have mine.

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I should have been a salesman back in the 80s when people actually used that “wtf is going on?” style of salesmanship.

...

*whispers*

“Boaterbike.”

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