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Wouldn't Referring to Yourself as "Your Most Humble" Servant or Whatever Be the Least Humble Thing to Say?

I know if I were in a humble contest I would take second place because I could never accept first place. I just dont think Id deserve it! There are so many people far more humble than me. In fact, winning would be humiliating! Earning second would be a truly humbling experience. This has been a random thought from your Nearly-Most Humble Wobbles. Tip your server, but it won’t help the connection.

Another thing...Boaterbike. Don’t ask what it is, just say it once. “Boaterbike.”


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You only needed to say it once! But since you are so interested, how many would you like? Don’t answer that! You can have mine.

I should have been a salesman back in the 80s when people actually used that “wtf is going on?” style of salesmanship.




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