People keep giving me jobs I’m not qualified for. I can’t even. I have very few skills, and they are all extremely limited in their application. People are all like, “I would like to give you money to do a thing you’re not qualified to do.” And I’m all like, “I like money, because it can be exchanged for beer.”

I’ve been having a shit time recently, so this is a pretty big deal.

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