Turns out shoulder, horn and a half-assed attempted paint swappery is the answer. Had there not been a shoulder, it’s possible the answer would include beheading.
That is all. Enjoy your day.
Inspired by the left lane hog post below.
Not sure what I would have done. Probably something stupid and arrest worthy.
This has probably been shared before, seeing as it was from January, but I just ran across it.