So the rental pig I had (emphasis on HAD) is gone. Alas, the word on the Mini has not been made, but the driver's door on the 200 decided not to open this morning. Opened fine from the inside, but not out.
Infuriated, I called Enterprise and told them of my woes. Basically told them everything wrong with the car, and for zero-cost, got moved into an AWD Charger instead :)
At least if they do fix the Mini, I'll have something I enjoy driving instead of that hateful son-of-Sebring.