And I think it’d look pretty damned good. A little bit of Goof Off Graffiti on the lights and mirrors to remove the paint and overspray as well, as well as painting the wheels white (because 70s Wagon wheels) and it’d look positively bitchin’.


Of course, Dad absolutely will not let me buy it. Or a V8 for the Dakota. Even though it’s the money I saved up. Of course.


UPDATE: Went to talk to my Pappaw about it. He worked out of his garage for years, and was a flipper at one point, so if I trust anyone, it’s him. He said it’s worth looking at! There’s hope yet!