You may laugh at the National High School Xylophone-And-Also-Dance-Drums Competition, but that is because you are a jerk. I’m pretty sure this is also how they recruit for Stomp and the Blue Man Group and you are also very jelly.
Oh, yeah, before I forget, this is definitely not from the National High School Xylophone-And-Also-Dance-Drums Competition. I don’t know what the hell this is. But it’s pretty great.
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