Every time I think I’ve encountered peak cray-cray, someone comes along and tops it. I just had to listen to a ten minute long rambling phone call about how:
1) COVID is happening because we torture innocent animals and the only solution is for everyone to go vegan
2) There was no virgin birth so really it’s the year Trillion instead of 2020 A.D.
3) We can’t call Washington about COVID because they want to kill us [note: that one’s kinda true actually].
Also she threw in a very detailed calamari recipe, despite the fact that we should all be vegan.
All the while this was interspersed with urgent pleas to write this all down and spread the message, so here you go! 😊