But I’d much rather camp out in Pasadena for the Rose Bowl parade. Stealth bomber flyover! NSX Police Car escort! (no, really, I mean it, literally, legit and all) Not having to freeze my ass off!

Actually it’s pretty close to the same temps there as it is over here (everything 40 degrees and under feels the same)

EDIT: Holy crap I swear to God this announcer guy is a Subaru flat-four turbo-level moron.

Also I feel sorry for Ken Jeong and his initial Peyton Manning at the Superb Owl-level fumbling.