If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

You dont need to be an HOA douche to be a douche

MY uncle gave me a ride on about 3 weeks ago. I ordered a blade drive belt, as they are not stocked at Sears. ! week later its on but it wont fire up. Ive been f’in around with it since then unsucessfully. Aparently one of my neighbors is not happy with my lawn care schedule. Yes it certainly needs to be mowed. Is it this bad tho? no. That person can go groom my nutsack.

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