TL;DR version: Red Bull doesn’t actually “give you wings,” so some loveable jackasses decided to form a Class Action Lawsuit, and amazingly, they won! A court ruling last year Febuary decided that Red Bull owed its’ drinkers $13m in settlements. You could either receive $15 worth of product, or $10 cash, and mid-Febuary last year I signed up for the former.
Why am I telling you this today? Well one year after I applied for settlement, my $15 worth of Red Bull arrived! I was surprised and proceeded to laugh my ass of for a good five minutes before cracking open a can to remember I don’t like it.