If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

You have a Constitutional right to be a dumbass

Fair warning, this is the definition of NSFW language, but it’s hilarious. If extensive salty language and awful, suggestive, and profane insults in a courtroom offend you, please, please do not watch this. If you have a messed up sense of humor, please do. Apparently based on an actual court transcript.

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