I didn’t hit anything. I’m okay. The car (except for the brakes) is okay. The underwear maybe a goner.
After pumping the pedal I got pressure back, but now the pads are tightly on the rotor for the passenger side front wheel. It’s been a bad week and I don’t have it in me to fight it tonight. I bummed a ride home from a co-worker and will either figure it out tomorrow or have a professional deal with it.