In a parallel universe, I am driving a car with a joystick instead of a steering wheel, a car produced by the Lightning Motor Company. Yeah, in a parallel universe, I am like Henry Ford and Akio Toyoda and Enzo Ferrari.

In the same universe I am the biggest shareholder of Coke, and all my race cars use the Burn soda, livery(yeah, in that universe, Burn is a Mountain Dew rivaling, global soda, not a silly EU centered energy drink).