I cannot disable their fucking music app. For the last few years, it has had a shitty, awful navigation, and since the Beatles are on Spotify, I don’t really need my own music any more. But every time my phone connects to Bluetooth, that fucker starts playing Tribe, or Ella, or The Yardbirds.

Or I’m in a situation like I am now, where I’m listing to Family Affair by Mary J. Blige and I click a YouTube video and then go back to bring up the music playback controls, but that fucker has defaulted to the Music App and songs that I do not even have downloaded on my phone.

I have disabled every single thing I could disable, signed out of everything I could sign out of, and restricted every parental restriction I could restrict, but I still have to deal with this fucking hateration up in my dancerie.