Thanks a LOT, every asshole ever who has been too lazy to return your cart to the properly designated cart return area. Because of you I am now in a bad mood on an otherwise beautiful, sunny Monday holiday.
Clearly you only shop at Whole Foods to make yourself feel good, not because you are actually a person who cares for the world and other people and their things in it. You buy organic food because you like how it makes you look when you talk to your other eco-poser friends at chardonnay gatherings.
Meanwhile, I am now the victim of your laziness and disregard for common human decency, all because you decided that it would be easier to just leave your shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot in between parked cars, instead of walking 20 steps to the cart return spot.
Thanks for ruining my day, assholes.
And that's what really grinds my gears. Tom?