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You know what's bullshit?

Men’s wide size shoes are pretty much exclusively available in black, brown, or shades of grey. Oh, you wanted some colorful Vans-type casual sneakers to wear when you go out? Fuck you here’s some clunky-ass New Balances that are as big as your head.

Sure, there’s stuff available online but do you really want to go through the hassle of returning it when it turns out that it runs large or there’s too little arch or whatever?


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