I've never even seen a rally car, never mind co-driven one.

The fact of the matter is I've been contracted to find and take care of an illegal immigrant from Romania. His name is Raoul. He sold horses in Europe and intentionally sold a diseased stud horse to my client, doing hundreds of thousands of dollars damage. I infiltrated your little community in order to learn about my target and ascertain his location. Fortunately I have succeeded in discovering where he has been hiding and the problem will be taken care of within 24 hours. I look forward to returning to my wife, my children, and my semi-secret girlfriend.