Right now there is an actual toilet paper shortage in my area because hordes of people panicking about the coronavirus bought ALL OF IT. You can’t buy toilet paper anymore where I live; it’s all gone. Not a single store has any left in stock, the shelves are empty. Of course, we only went to buy toilet paper after all of this occurred, so now WE have a toilet paper shortage. So the first actual effect the coronavirus has had on my life is that it has given me anxiety when I poop, for our toilet paper is now more precious than gold.

Toyota Corona for your time:

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