And since I no longer have a girlfriend, there’s not a person who can stop me from making a battle Yugo for a Gambler 500.

Except hipsters, because darn, people are listing these things for crack pipe prices nowadays. I remember only a year or two or three ago a Yugo was like a $200-$500 Craigslist special, but now people want $3k for Yugos that look like they’re one good pothole away from wherever Commie cars go when they die.

I want a cheap Yugo, bring me ads of cheap Yugos!